for every cab ride, there's a story.
We expected to learn many things while attending SXSW. But we had no idea that the education began at the very first cab ride, from the airport to the hotel:
We were informed by our cabbie about the Obama conspiracy, and who it was that put him in power. It turns out that there’s an elite class of humans that are controlling the world. And they’re genetically engineering a new class of human clones, infusing insect genetics into the mix, to create an army of human slave clones. The super humans are planning a massive bio chemical attack, where they’ll kill off at least 50 million of us regular humans. They’ve already got the coffins and coroner teams ready to handle this. The new slave clones will replace the real humans, so that the elite beings can live happily ever after.
There were plenty of other details shared, but for now, we know what's important: keep your distance from the genetically engineered bug people.
Howdy, Austin. Glad to be here.
posted by darryl ohrt @ 11:31 PM
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Wow... I don't think I'd want him driving me around. Yikes.
Dude, that wasn't a cab ride - that was the Texas welcome wagon!
Finally I know I'm not the only person who has been thinking that.