If the popularity of the abomination that is Fifty Shades of Grey has taught us anything, housewives need romance . . . that and hot, steamy, and sometimes plain messed-up, sex scenes. So it's only natural the originator of such things, old-school, grocery store Harlequin Books, jumped in on the action. Check out their Escape the Everyday cowboy ad above, as well as this sexy sailor, created by BBDO Toronto.