Unspeakable things occur on the toilet. Nasty, smelly, unspeakable things. But such is life, and so long as your toilet paper (and room deodorizer) do their jobs, you move on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. If only the same were true for the other bathroom inhabitants that have to bear witness to your unspeakable toilet acts. This latest ad campaign from Quilted Northern shares their unfortunate perspective, and it's damn clever.