When was the last time you were in a McDonald's? Was there an AM after the time and was there heavy drinking involved? Don't worry, no one is judging you. Well, lately the fast food giant has been lumbering along with less than stellar performance. What are they going to do about it? Let you order whatever you want on that sandwich. You want McNuggets on your Big Mac... well I doubt that will be allowed, but who knows! It's the wild west at the golden arches.