"lumbersexual"... it's a thing.
New rule: hipsters shouldn't be allowed to coin new terms. It's kind of hard to make this stuff up, yet the hipster community manages to do it, and this time, they've identified the perfect male hipster: one who embodies a lumberjack. According to Elite Daily, the lumbersexual is "brawny, wears expensive flannel, has an impressive beard that is painstakingly unkempt and represents the ultimate sense of manliness." I don't know if anyone was counting, but I think I caught at least three oxymorons in that one description.