Know what's more stale that three-day old Subway bread? The bull-crap notion that women need to get skinny so they can be attractive to men. This is exactly what their newest spot is claiming... you know, since summer's over and men can't ogle you on the beach, you have to slut it up on Halloween for attention. And who better to make sure you look hot in that skanky teacher costume than Subway? Props for trying to be edgier Subway, but resorting to outdated stereotypes is pretty lame.