black market pasta
Were you one of the 1,000 people to get your hands on a Never Ending Pasta Pass from Olive Garden? No. Well, there is good news! A black market of Pasta Passes have started springing up online. You can buy your pass now for a mere $399. That's a worthy investment right? You could eat like an Italian king for 7 weeks. That is only $57 a week for all the food you can eat.
Good job Olive Garden. People are talking about you. And hey, it's not like anything else was announced recently that $400 could be spent on.