you owe your life to beer
Good things happen when beer is involved, including your conception. Don't want to think about it? Too bad! Miller Lite's new spot is making sure you don't forget by proudly boasting that they invented light beer, which led to less beer bellies on men, which led to women having sex with them... and, well, you get the gist. So next time you crack open a cold one, don't forget to give thanks for bringing you into this world.