junkface: a made up disease involving your balls

Men, Neutrogena wants to talk about your genitals. Specifically, how you can avoid their made up "Junkface" disease. What is "Junkface," you may ask. It's when you wash your testicles and face with the same soap, in that order. And in this case the order matters. So, you can either buy their face wash, or wash your face first to avoid the terrors that come with "Junkface."