your coke is on the way
Are you tired of your roommate stealing you Coke? Does it bring rageful tears to your eyes when you reach in the fridge for your favorite carbonated sugar water only to find that it has been stolen by your significant other? Has this resulted in years of therapy and thousands of dollars worth of Sharpies? Well, Coca-cola has finally come to your rescue, as long as your name is on their pre-approved list. The 'personalized' bottles swap out the logo for one of 250 top names for teens and millennials for their "Share a Coke" campaign.
"But my parents wanted to make sure I had a unique name. They spelled it in a fun and interesting way so that my teachers in school had to stare at the paper for 5 minutes before calling my name on the first day of school. What will I do?" you may ask. More therapy.