If you're a douche… errr, I mean bro, then this app is for you. The problem is, no bro wants to have to text message his nagging ball and chain when he's out with his bros doing douchey… er, I mean bro-ey things like flirting with younger, hotter chicks. So this BroApp will be your ultimate wingman and do it for you, sending a series of sweet nothings to your girl sporadically throughout the night on your behalf. Sadly, there is likely a huge market for this. Sigh.