Oh, Google judges
Ever search for something on Google and think, no one can know I'm searching for this? Or, start a search that you swear is crazy, but then it's the first autofill option that comes up, making you feel at one with the universe that maybe you're not alone in your crazy questions? Or worse, Google something that has no autofill and think, um, am I the only one weird enough to Google this? Not to mention your horrible grammar and spelling issues in searching.
Yeah, all of the above. That's what makes College Humor's second installment of If Google Was A Guy (Part 2) so fun… just as funny as their first one if you haven't seen it.