know a "hot" girl? You could get free LASIK!

NYC eye surgeon Dr. Emil Chynn is so desperate for a date with a “hottie”, that he is offering free LASIK procedures to anyone who can set him up with one.

Taking his standards into consideration (she must be a "very skinny," dress size 0-2, white, aged 27-35, graduate of an Ivy League school, “Type B” personality, and a rating of 8 or 9 on a 1-to-10 attractiveness scale) it may be easier to just cough up the dough for the procedure instead. Either way, this guy is taking the mixture of "business and pleasure" to a whole new level!

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