Excited to buy Joe's very used 1995 teal Pontiac Grand Am GT? Well you should be. Touting the fact the car has tires!, doors!, seats! and even a steering wheel!, the car is billed as the vehicle that broke Pontiac and gave the company a collective aneurysm because of it's visually masterful design. Need more convincing? Every previous owner has had a beard, that's right, a beard!
Great copy writing, but I'm left wondering, does this thing have cupholders?