the greatest used car ad ever

Excited to buy Joe's very used 1995 teal Pontiac Grand Am GT? Well you should be. Touting the fact the car has tires!, doors!, seats! and even a steering wheel!, the car is billed as the vehicle that broke Pontiac and gave the company a collective aneurysm because of it's visually masterful design. Need more convincing? Every previous owner has had a beard, that's right, a beard!

Great copy writing, but I'm left wondering, does this thing have cupholders?