Sounds like a designer's ABCs. Here's my version of what a hipster's ABCs would be:
A is for Apple Products B is for Brooklyn C is for Cupcakes with Bacon D is for Deer E is for Etsy F is for Facial Hair G is for Gluten-Free H is for Hand-drawn type I is for Instagram J is for Jobs (Steve) K is for Kittens with Lasers L is for Loft Apartment M is for Microbrew N is for Nerd Love O is for Old-School Video Games P is for Public Transportation R is for Rainbow-Pooping Unicorns S is for Skinny Jeans T is for Thick-Rim Glasses U is for Upcycle V is for Vintage W is for Whole Foods Z is for Zombies
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