a periodic table that smells like piss (nsfw)
You've all been there - it's one of those days where you want to just curse at your co-workers, clients, bank, or whoever, in the most succinctly articulate way.
If only you had your own personal Periodic Table of Swearing - an actual table to turn to. With buttons that exclaim profanities in a british accent when pushed, it's the most polite way to get your anger out. And study it - you could learn a few new swears in the process.
This is an art project, but seriously should be made in a pocket-sized version or into an iPhone app. If you don't agree, then you should just sod off.