Mr. Postman says email's the devil
According to this new anti-email campaign from the US Postal Service, email is a cold and dangerous tool that infects you with viruses and steals your identity. But, of course non of this is possible through snail mail, right? (forgot anthrax scares and thieves rummaging through your garbage for mail with your social security of credit card numbers, silly).
By the last spot it actually gets really sad, but that's the way the world goes, right? Adapt or get left behind, it's the Darwinian way.