the safer you play, the longer you stay

This is what a great ad looks like in a place that's not all uptight with talking about sexuality.

Imagine the world as a giant amusement park called AIDES, where you can have sex with anyone and everyone. Just wear a condom, because "the safer you play, the longer you stay."

(Kind of not safe for work, if your workplace frowns on cartoon sex or illustrated man and woman parts.)