while waiting in the "opt-out" line

Planning to take part in National Opt-Out Day and looking for something to do while you wait in the airport security line to have your junk groped with thousands of other rebels? Why not play with Xerox's new interactive billboard to pass the time?

This super cool billboard lets you press your way through your own adventure, from delivering mail with the Target dog, to peeping into peoples' hotel rooms at the Marriott.

Looks pretty entertaining, though not sure anything could make security lines, naked body scans, and pat downs any less annoying, especially on the busiest travel day of the year.