Somewhere in Russia, someone thought it would be a great idea to draw attention to their parasailing business, by attaching a screaming donkey to a parachute and sailing it above the beachfront for half an hour, because if kids and animals sell, then terrified braying animals that make children cry must sell even better. Right? No?
Police are investigating the stunt and the entrepreneurs responsible may face criminal charges for animal cruelty.


2 comments:
Dude, do you have any idea how much 30 minutes of parasailing costs? That jack ass got a deal! Also, braying (and cursing) is quite normal while flying over the ocean. http://www.twitvid.com/FTJPE
This might be the best post headline in Brand Flakes history! Love. It.
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