brandflakesforbreakfast: ummm...it's for your comfort

I think it's real. I called the number. If you're on my Secret Santa list this year, watch out. From the Denver Egotist.

Anonymous said...: Father's Day gift anyone?; 9:17 AM
Anonymous said...: Holy crap. (No pun intended.) That's hilarious!; 10:10 AM
Rob Biddiscombe said...: So... were the 1880's the decade we stopped using leaves or something?; 1:11 PM
Anonymous said...: 1880's must be corncobs lol; 11:07 PM
Anonymous said...: I'd get one for the Get a Grip alone!; 12:46 PM
Kyle Cameron Studstill said...: My range of motion has been severely limited by years of foolishly taking care of my hygiene without use of this modern device. FINALLY MY SUFFERING IS OVER!!!; 4:06 PM