your business card is crap



Yes, this guy kisses himself in the mirror every morning, and then takes a picture. And he wrote the book on "A type" personalities. And, no, you probably don't want to hang with him - but oh boy, his advice on business cards is pretty good.

4 comments:

Tim Burley said...

Please don't tell me that anyone agrees with this muppet that his is the most impressive business card in the world. It is crap. "It is die-cut, it is foil stamped, it is embossed" - Well whoopee shit, it also screams fron the rooftops, I am a complete ass. Truth in marketing? Right here baby.

Anonymous said...

That is the yellow Hummer of business cards.

darryl ohrt said...

Dude - you totally hit on the head with "yellow hummer of business cards."

Yep. That says it all.

Anonymous said...

i can't stop laughing

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