where does a wallet go, in tights?

I thought that the king wore tights. And everyone knows that tights don't have pockets. But apparently the King does have a wallet. And he's been lurking around various cities, dropping it on the ground.

All in good, flame broiled fun, for Burger King.


Anonymous said...

Even though it was a rhetorical question, the answer is 'in his codpiece.' That was one of the purposes of the thankfully-defunct garment.

Anonymous said...

just goes to show there is another tights wearing weirdo walking around Florida... Didn't they ban that type recently?

Anonymous said...

that's not a cheese danish in his tights -- that's the King's Whopper-wallet (the opposite of a hamwallet)

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