where does a wallet go, in tights?

I thought that the king wore tights. And everyone knows that tights don't have pockets. But apparently the King does have a wallet. And he's been lurking around various cities, dropping it on the ground.
All in good, flame broiled fun, for Burger King.
posted by darryl ohrt @ 7:44 AM
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3 Comments:
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At 8:40 AM,
Mary said... - Even though it was a rhetorical question, the answer is 'in his codpiece.' That was one of the purposes of the thankfully-defunct garment.
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At 9:42 AM,
Brad Hart@ Do Follow Blog said... - just goes to show there is another tights wearing weirdo walking around Florida... Didn't they ban that type recently?
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At 11:15 AM,
Pete ZaHutt said... - that's not a cheese danish in his tights -- that's the King's Whopper-wallet (the opposite of a hamwallet)
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