Friday, August 15, 2008 if you were swedish furniture, what would you be?
I would be a bed. And I would spell my name with two of those crazy little dots that you use for smiley faces over the "a". I'd call them umlauts, but that's a silly word that sounds like it should describe a pair of pants with a bib and suspenders. But those are called lederhosen. One day, we should all agree to switch those words around.
I'll take an umlaut over a schwa. Also, I am an ottoman.