If you really crave the ultimate in denim, and you're too stuffy to buy vintage or need to spend hundreds to impress your friends, then these new jeans are for you.
Perfectly worn in for you, by a denim wearing professional. (Or Taiwanese children. Who really knows.) Your denim detailing servant's name is even written inside the jeans, so every pair is completely unique.
For the record, I am available for hire as a denim wearing professional. I can wear jeans better than any child factory worker, and promise to add custom stains, just for you.
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