blacker than black is the new black

Some really bored scientists have discovered how to make the blackiest black black. With nanotubes and magic beakers and science toys, they've scientifically proven this is the blackiest of all blacks. Blacker than dark black. Blacker than flat black.

No word on whether or not they plan on releasing a line of black jeans or cool black sneakers. I would really like a pair of black jeans that could immediately absorb all of the light of any room that I walked into. They should get working on that.

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