i need these pants to teach matt a lesson

We've been spending quality time with Guitar Hero in our office lately, and it's pretty obvious that I suck. Bad. We got to discussing that other game - the one that comes with the full drum set, and I'm convinced I'd rock at it.

Matt swears he's a better drummer. Sure, he's in a really cool band, lives the lifestyle of a rockstar and everything, but I'm old and wise. A former punk rocker.

So, I need these drum pants to walk around the office and constantly remind him of my rhythmic superiority.