half of the places you don't want to work at

Apparently, half of the employers out there block their employees from accessing Facebook while on the job.

Always great to know that your employer trusts you. And that your employer needs to babysit you, to ensure your productivity. If only they could stand over your shoulder all day, everyday just to be sure that you're not wasting a single minute out of your super fun productive day.

Without Facebook, how would you ever meet friends like owen wilson's nose, pictured above?