just don't call it a vagina.

We've really got to lighten up. I can think of about half a dozen offensive words for vagina. But I'm pretty sure that even the high school health teachers would agree that vagina is the polite thing to call it.

But in some parts of Florida, the v word is too offensive. They'd prefer to call it a Hoohaa. So when it's time to promote a charity production of the Vagina Monologues in town, they renamed the production entirely - to the Hoohaa Monologues. Puhleeze.