how to blow off everything, get into trouble, and not get into trouble.

People must be up to bad things during this holiday season. Here's how to get away with it all:

First, you need to get into some trouble tonight. Drinking hard, doing things you wouldn't normally do trouble. And it will all be ok - cuz you can use someone else's identity. That's right. It's not you that's bad, it's Michelle Karol, from Karol Money Lenders.

Then, when you miss that important deadline tomorrow, because you were out until 3am, while you should have been working on that report - use the File Destructor. You simply enter in the file name, the approximate file size, and the file type. They'll create a destroyed file for you - that you can send to your boss. Buying you valuable time to actually finish the report. Genius.

From Adverblog and Adland.