we heart kevin

UPDATE:
Lauren, Kevin's real boss, called to let everyone know that Kevin's just fine. Everything went just right, and he's currently recovering from surgery. Lauren sounded a little upset that he didn't come out of surgery with the six pack abs. Perhaps VIA group health insurance wouldn't cover that part.

If you'd like to send flowers, cheeseburgers, or Dunkin Donuts Coolatas, we'll get you his details when we get them. He's scheduled to be moved into his own private room tomorrow.